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Badlands to Keystone Camping and Peculiar Vandalism

Back in the 1970’s the summer went on for years. When school broke up a child could forget everything he had learnt in class secure in the knowledge that any consequence was so far off as to not matter. The … Continue reading

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Whisky Tango Oscar Mike: Denver Wyoming and Nebraska

Tweet     We had a memorable weekend near Denver staying with friends of my sister. Neil, Tessa and their son Jason didn’t know us from Bonnie and Clyde but they could not have been kinder. It was only after … Continue reading

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The Train to Chicago and Denver

Tweet     F***ing Amtrak “We have to eat better,” sez Wifey, “I have barely seen a vegetable in a week.” So, we went to a supermarket in Nashville and bought fruit, nuts, tuna, bread, and this massive bag of … Continue reading

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Nashville (y’all) 13th to 15th June

Country & Western music moved into an alternative dimension nearly 20 years ago. Tired of being considered the soundtrack to white domestic abuse and the music to molest pigs to, it moved into an alternative reality. Somewhere around the time … Continue reading

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Sunday 12th June – Sacrilege in Memphis

Tweet We met a couple of people from Memphis in New Orleans: Him chunky and grim, Her chunky and smiley. Her was full of ideas as to where we might like to visit and eat, Him said, “Memphis is a … Continue reading

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Friday 10th of June – New Orleans

Tweet Our hope that people would stop being so damn graspy once we got away from New York was starting to look like wishful bloody thinking. Befuddled from the Amtrak experience we only gave our breakfast waitress a 12% tip … Continue reading

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New York To New Orleans on a Train Weds 8th Thurs 9th of June

Tweet If we had known the train from New York to New Orleans was going to leave six hours late it might not have been so bad. Hell this is the most exciting city on the planet, within two blocks … Continue reading

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Tuesday 7th of June. Manhattan

Tweet Motherfukka” said a man at the subway as his card wouldn’t swipe . His wife seemed to agree. Despite being unaccustomed to such heat we are much too chilled for such profanity; free of the mental and physical burden … Continue reading

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Sunday 5th of June :Hungover in London

Tweet “I’ve got a bastard behind the eyes” as the charming Mr Withnail says. I rarely have hangovers, a rare and dangerous gift which goes some way to balancing some of my family’s more troublesome inherited traits, so resent them … Continue reading

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Newcastle and London: Saturday 4th of June 2011

Tweet Train to London. Newcastle was grey and our house was clean for our tenants a full 3 minutes before our mates Paul and Dee turned up to take us to the central station. London was scorching. Hooked up with … Continue reading

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