Category Archives: General Waffle

“I’m Not a Murderer – Some of my Best Friends Are Alive” (Sean Lock, Tyne Theatre 10 November 2010) To be fair to Newcastle United they tried to be the good guys. Under Bobby Robson Newcastle had a team of … Continue reading →

LK: Even worse than the interminable boredom of travelling along the A17 through Lincolnshire flatness, was the realisation that 13:30 on Saturday 12th September 2020 marked the first time I had been outside Norfolk this year. All the other plans, … Continue reading →

“The Conspiracy of Perpetual Contempt” I was having an argument, via emails, with my mate James in Australia over the proposed Saudi takeover of Newcastle United. Unlike 97% of us he was against it because he has principles and couldn’t … Continue reading →

I wrote this in May/June and didn’t publish it because everything was up in the air and I thought “best not make more of an arse of yourself than usual” – revisited it today and I reckon it’s worth a … Continue reading →

“Why don’t you write about Newcastle United anymore?” virtually nobody ever asks me. The main reason is I don’t feel qualified. As a season ticket holder and regular writer on all matters Newcastle I didn’t want to hear the opinions … Continue reading →

“Is it real, or is it a dream, I can’t seem to tell the difference anymore” – Innocent X, Therapy? LK: Winter drags on, long dark nights pushing us into resentful house retreat. We need the hope of future adventures … Continue reading →

KK: Like all decent thinking adventurers LK and I have sworn not to visit the USA again until that lying idiot orange baboon they have for a president is dead or in jail. But where to go to emphasise the … Continue reading →

Wednesday 23rd of November 2016 and The Damned played in Norwich. I first saw The Damned in 1981 on The Black Album tour and over the intervening 35 years have seen them more times than I can actually remember. Far … Continue reading →

I’ve got a book available. Well, I’ve written half of a thing that isn’t a traditional book. And it isn’t a Furious book and it isn’t about Newcastle United much. But I would be grateful if you bought it and … Continue reading →